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Why you should never fix a laptop to a Mini Bike

Soldiers use laptops in battle, even police use laptops in their desire to serve and protect. So why couldn't I strap a laptop to my Mini Bike to hunting down free WiFi spots? Yeah I know, it does sound a bit crazy, but you gotta use what you got. Know what I mean?

The main problem with strapping a laptop to the handle bars of a Mini Bike is the vibration. Hard drives are a bit funny about being shaken like that and refuse to work properly. But I think I have worked out the problem with the hard drive, I will come to that later.

The problem isn't really in the use of the laptop. Along flat ground I can quite easily steer with my knees if I wanted both hands free. I use a throttle clip to maintain speed, but mostly I just need the one hand.

Another problem is reading text on the monitor. You have to turn the font size up to huge else the vibrations make it unreadable. Browsing the web is tricky, but can be done. The best way to do it is to surf sites designed for mobile phones, as they are made for titchy screens.

So lets talk vibration. A Mini Bike produces a lot of vibration, a lot more than a full sized bike. I think it's due to the smaller wheels, less air in them to dampen down the bumps or something. I solved most of the vibrational problems by taping a thick piece of foam to the handle bars of the bike and sticking the lap top on that. You can buy it from furniture shops. I would say you can get rid of 80% of vibration.

One problem is not being able to read the gauges, speed was not a concern, but reading the gas gauge is, as my Mini Bike drinks like an alcoholic in a Budweiser brewery.

The main reason to fix a laptop on my Mini Bike was to scout out free WiFi spots in the neighborhood. I know you can buy a gadget to hunt out WiFi spots, but I am on a limited budget and thought using my old laptop would be the best solution.

Using the touch pad was tricky whilst moving, even at a slow speed. I don't suggest trying out some intricate Photoshop procedure.

I was in luck, I had found three overlapping WiFi connections and so was able to browse the web whilst doing 25mph in the fresh air.

I think using a flash drive is the best solution to the hard drive problem. It will be cool when the prices come down enough so that every laptop will have a flash drive rather than a hard drive. A hard drive will not work if vibrated past a certain point.

Things went slightly nuts when I hit a pot hole left from last years snow. I was mostly using the dirt lanes at the back of our street. The front wheel of the bike jammed into the hole and I took a tumble.

The great thing about crashing on a Mini Bike is you don't have far to fall and if the bike lands on you get bruises rather than broken bones.

But a laptop is more fragile than the human body, in fact it can take quite a beating and still function.

My laptop which was on the way out anyway, got pretty much smashed up, the screen was cracked and now I cannot get it to power up.

The Mini Bike is fine though, a great machine. And now I have all the free WiFi spots in my neighborhood mapped out.

Haven't told my Dad I smashed the laptop yet though.


Ummm...Am I the only one

Ummm...Am I the only one that figures this is a tounge in cheek article?

Actually it was really really funny.


|<ewl

Dude, that's pretty awesome. It sounds like it was a fun project.

Yes, I would have liked to see some pics!


Way to go dumas!

Asshat!


I wonder how many laws you

I wonder how many laws you broke?

1. Most minibikes are NOT street legal and the article infers usage on public property
2. Using a laptop while driving at the very least falls under a "distracted driving" law
3. Failure to maintain control of your vehicle
4. Theft of services - you're STEALING a service (internet) that someone else paid for

Too bad you didn't break any bones that might keep you from trying such a dumbass for trying this in the first place.


actually, most are street

actually, most are street legal if they are under 49cc.

around here (missouri) you dont need insurance or a helmet or anything.

but yeah, this is pretty retarded. just get a nintendo ds and use that for wardriving next time.


Yeah, but gun racks are

Yeah, but gun racks are legal in the back of your pickup in Missouri - fully loaded.


Your Mini Bike

Why don't you just hook up a TV on your Mini Bike
and watch it as you ride...all you need is a long extension cord..


Wow. Just wow.

I don't have the vocabulary to appropriately describe how stupid you are.

Try warwalking next time. Well in between shifts at the burger joint while you save for a new laptop.


wtf? i need pics!

wtf? i need pics!


PSP

You do know PSP's have Wifi scanners?


Why did you tell anyone

Either you are trying to get to the top of the list on Digg, you want to be nominated for a Darwin award, or you have no sense of shame - Or perhaps it's all 3.

Anyway, good job - you did me proud.


You sir, are a knob.

You sir, are a knob.


you funny haha

you funny haha


dude, seriously that is the

dude, seriously that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. Simple solution, laptop with netstumbler + gps = wifi mapper

You can even hide it in a backpack so you don't kill your self or draw to much attention. You then also solve the vibration problem right there.

and YOU STOP DRIVING TO SURF THE WEB!


You're cheap

Why not just pay for a mobile internet connection and quit endangering people? If you want to off yourself, go right ahead. But don't hurt anyone else while you're out there stealing WiFi.


No Picture

No happen


No picture

No happen


darwin computing awards

insane. I love the fact that you concern yourself with the photoshop crowd.

Erm. Why not buy a wifi enmabled phone, slap a java wifi scanner in it, to make an audio register of the spots, drive, and use your ears to listen to the wifi?

Of course, you can do the same with a laptop in the backpack, and earphones...

but insane knee steering mini-bike laptop wifi wardriving madness FTW!

I just wish we had pictures, something tells me this would be more iconic that the optimus prime guy.


I nominate you for the

I nominate you for the darwin award. you must be pretty fucking stupid.


No Darwin Winner....

He can't be a Darwin award winner because he did not die from his stupidity. Sounds like he is dumb enough to do something else that would earn him a nomination in the future though. Let's cross our fingers!


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